二十年前有“黄金右脚”之称，日韩但因一场被师兄强雄设计陷害的比赛而断了右脚自此名誉扫地的明锋（吴孟达）偶然认识了有惊人脚力的星（周星驰），日韩说服了对方练习足球参加不久会举行的全国超级杯足球大赛，星找来曾一同在少林寺习武的一帮师兄弟，并唤醒了他们快被平庸生活消磨光了的潜在斗志，众人经过历练终结成名副其实的“少林队”。阿梅（赵薇）以太极功夫制造馒头，令星十分敬佩与之成了好友，但阿梅不只当星为好友，只因样貌奇丑而自卑一直不敢表露心意。“少林队”在全国超级杯足球大赛上屡战屡捷杀进决赛，不想卫冕之战对手竟是强雄（谢贤）所带领的“魔鬼队”，同二十年前一样，强雄再耍阴招令“少林队”节节败退，关键时刻，阿梅现身。
胡瓜
回复 :镇上准备进行剑道比武，胜者可以获得一把绝世名剑和比武主办者田家女儿田阿ddd。各大势力都因各不相同的目的为这场比武做准备，殊不知镇子上一位隐居的独眼怪人也一直在暗中窥视这场比武以及田家的名剑。在几方争夺宝剑的过程中，独眼怪人一时糊涂犯下弥天大错。几家的命运就此改变……
徐晓吉
回复 :两对情侣开车旅行途中遇到被冻得奄奄一息的老人，老人上车后意外死亡，他们在口袋中发现一笔宝藏的地图，四人前往寻宝，在经历极度严寒和互相残杀后，只有一个女人活了下来回到城市，在医院中恢复后她又踏上了寻宝之ccc。
朱咪咪
回复 :Magdalena and Maria are two twin sisters who were separated at birth and know nothing of the other’s existence. Maria runs away from the boarding school in which she was brought up and finds work as a cabaret performer in the cafés of Marseilles. Magdalena lives with her adopted parents and works in an art gallery. The two sisters are joined by an invisible bond which draws them towards the same tragic conclusion.Director Werner Schroeter has acquired a reputation as an experimentalist filmmaker, hailed by some as an underrated genius, reviled by others for being a peddler of self-indulgent kitsch. Deux is arguably Schroeter’s most ambitious, unsettling and repulsive work to date. The director certainly wastes no time in alienating his audience; from the first ten minutes of the film it is clear this is not going to be an easy ride. The narrative cuts haphazardly between seemingly unconnected events, alternating between realism and stylised fantasy dream sequences, periodically shocking the spectator with graphic images of lesbian sex and a woman being slowly disembowelled. Having several actors playing multiple parts only adds to the sense of artifice and utter confusion, which is a pity as there is manifestly a lot of great acting talent on show – not least of which is Isabelle Huppert. The film’s sheer relentless grotesqueness and self-indulgence is so extreme, so unbridled, so stomach-churningly provocative, that it is hard to take any of it seriously.
